Top 10 Most Scary Things in Sports Right Now

10. Kansas is the #8 team in the Nation... and they have beat NOBODY this year. Unless you call beating a weak-sauce 6-3 Texas A&M team a big win. Didn't think so. Let's only hope BC and the Jayhawks win out and that's our "National Title Game." Think about it, even you might watch Seinfeld re-runs that night. I'll only watch because it's my job. Allegedly.

9. Les Miles making 4th down calls or managing the clock in the final quarter of a game. Sorry LSU fan... you know its true. Florida and Auburn almost dug their grave

8. The Ole Miss Defense

7. The Ole Miss Offense

6. Jeff Bower's stare at his quarterback after yet another turnover. Only a coach with as much skill as he possesses could have that team at .500

5. Mitch Kupchak's legacy... the GM of the L.A. Lakers might be remembered as the guy who traded both Shaq - and Kobe - now that will go down in history

4. Tim Tebow. The guy is a beast. He gives defensive coordinators nightmares. And me on my couch watching him run over people. Dude is a bad, bad man.

3. The Yankees basically getting rid of Joe Torre. The Steinbrenners have not only shown they no longer possess any intimidation, with anyone in baseball, they have also proved once and for all they are dumb. And now the L.A. Dodgers are striking fear in the National League... sounds like Joe and A-Rod are headed out west? See you in October fellas. Think Blue Baby.

2. The Boston Celtics. Never has a team in NBA history won 33 games in season, followed that up with a HUGE 24 wins the following year (they play 82 games people) and then been picked by everyone to go the NBA Finals the next sesason. Such is the case in Bean-town... where KG, Ray Allen and Paul Pierce are creating the Boston Three Party that could win the franchises 17th World Championship in '07-08. Nice work Danny Ainge. You are the man... and went from a Goblin to a Prince overnight. Nice costume change bro

And finally...

1. Tom Brady. Plain and Simple. Not only is he shattering records left and right this year, and probably leading his team to the first ever 16-0 season in NFL History... but he's also on the way to a 4th NFL Title. And he's only 30. But that's not where it ends... he's dating Giselle Bundchen - think hottest woman on the planet besides my wife - and that's her. He strikes fear in all men... on and off the field. You can admit it... we all know your jealous. Put down your kids candy and get to the gym - at the very least its a start

Happy Halloween Sport Fans!

Christian